Crazy Scots Fun Palace
9 Rigby RD. (next to Manchester Bar)
Blackpool
Lancashire
FY1 5DE
Tel No: 01253 622833
Fax No: 01253 622833
UK FAGS is now a
registered political party

Fourteen million adult smokers under house arrest
"Banned from smoking by people who don't do pubs"
Confined to the closet, don't be:
Come out the closet, close ranks
No large minority group of people should be treated like social outcasts if non-smokers don't like smoking in non-eateries pubs and clubs they have a choice don't come in pubs that allow smoking. It's about freedom of choice. This pub welcomes all races, religions, gender and tolerate smokers and non-smokers.
This pub is fun, friendly, live and let live.
5 star decadent polluters who travel in private jets, planes, helicopters, huge yachts, ocean going liners, the USA bans smoking California yet refuses to sign the Kyoto Treaty uses over 50% of the worlds natural fossil fuels the destruction of the rain forests, the growth in haulage and cars etc instead of public transport, the huge growth in air travel no VAT on plane fuel. The culling of seals, the extinction of beautiful polar bears and plants and wildlife the destruction by manmade governments and its selfish greedy polluters often politicians, footballers, royalty, actors/actresses city bankers stockbrokers the privileged polluters and the middle upper classes who refuse to distribute wealth the oil companies obscene bank profits etc. Telling people who like a fag and a pint no no. Everyone Christian, Muslim, heterosexual, gay, white, black, brown, yellow, should unite all of these groups have been persecuted its time to unite smokers need a place to meet socially not a curfew, a pub should be their sanctuary.
BAR STAFF
WANTED TO SERVE
ALL DENOMINATIONS
SORRY ONLY SMOKERS
MAY APPLY
GOVERNMENT REASON FOR LYING IN IT’S MANIFESTO
THAT NON EATERIE PUBS & CLUBS WOULD BE EXEMT,
IT WOULD CAUSE TOO MANY PROBLEMS & ANOMOLIES
OUR FOOD EXPERTS CAN’T TELL THE DIIFERENCE FROM HOT FOOD, SNACKS, CRISPS & PRINGLES ETC.
HYPOCRACY BY LIARS
THEY MUST THINK WE ARE ALL
NUTS!!
( SMOKERS ARE LEPERS CAMPAIGN )
HAVE YOU SEEN A SMOKER? KNOW A SMOKER?
PHONE 0800 000 000
SMOKEBUSTERS HOTLINE SPONSORED BY SCAPEGOATS
FORGET DRUGS, ROBBERIES, VIOLENCE, MUGGINGS,
UNINSURED DRIVERS WITHOUT A LICENCE ETC,
PHONE THE HOTLINE
FORGET ABOUT PEOPLE SMOKING GRASS, COME ON FOLKS IT’S
GREAT FUN, GRASS A SMOKER! NOTICE THERE’S 8 ZERO’S IN OUR FREE
PHONE NUMBER, THAT’S BECAUSE POLITICIANS HAVE ZERO
TOLERANCE FOR 14 MILLION SMOKERS
£50 REWARD LASSOO A LEPER
DENY THEM DIGNITY
EMPTY PUBS EMPTY STREETS
KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE
THINK ABOUT IT!!!
( IT’S A LEGAL LOOPHOLE )
LANDLORD DECIDES TO CHANGE
HIS PUB PREMESIS
FROM THE INNSIDE OUT TO THE OUTSIDE INN
TO ESCAPE A SMOKING BAN!!
COUNCILS SAY THEY CANT COPE!!
NEARLY EVERY PUB IN THE U.K. WANTS TO BE CALLED
INNSIDE OUT!!!!
LITTLE BRITAIN
LITTLE DICTATORS
YEAH BUTT!! NO BUTT!!
YEAH BUTT!! NO BUTTS!!
PROHIBITION FOR CIG’S
2007 GREAT BRITAIN GREAT BUTT OFF
CIG
VE HAVE WAYS OF STOPPING YOU SMOKING
HEIL!!!
CONTROL FREAK BRITAIN
THE MOST HOSTILE GOVERNMENT OPPOSITION
AND HOME POFFICE EVER!!
ALCOHOL WILL BE THE NEXT PROHIBITION
PUBS & SMOKERS DEMAND COMPENSATION
SMOKING, A DISEASE CREATED BY PEOPLE WHO DO RESTARAUNTS AND THEATRE
POLITICIANS CREATE
FAG & MOUTH DISEASE
MAD COWER DISEASE
14 MILLION LAWFUL SMOKERS TO BE HERDED, DISSECTED,
STRIPPED OF DIGNITY TO THE FROZEN WASTELAND OF THE
OUTSIDE CALOR GAS CHAMBERS
NON COMPLIANCE OR OBSTRUCTION OF THE HIGHWAY OR
PUB ENTRANCES OR FIRE EXITS,
WILL CAUSE A CRIMINAL OFFENCE.
NOT HAVING A BEER GARDEN IS NOT A VIABLE EXCUSE!!
PEOPLE OBSESSED WITH OTHER
PEOPLES
PLEASURES HAVE BANNED SMOKING
ORANGE JUICE DRINKERS, PEOPLE
WHO DON’T DO PUBS HAVE BANNED
SMOKING
GIVE HEALTH FANATICS
AN INCH AND THEY WILL JOG A MILE!!
4 X 4’S
THE NEW WAY TO POLLUTE
YOUR CHILDREN WITH UNMONITORED
DRINKING AND CONFINED PASSIVE SMOKING TO CHILDREN!!
ASK DOCTORS, THE MOST DANGEROUS FORMS OF
RESPIRATORY ILLNESS AND PASSIVE SMOKING IS CONFINED
TO THE NEW 4 X 4’S
WELCOME TO THE AVERAGE LIVING ROOM WHICH IS
4 METRES X 4 METRES = 16 METRES
OF PASSIVE SMOKING, UNMONITORED DRINKING
OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND!!
KARISMOKIE EVERY NIGHT
UNTIL SUMMER 2007
KANISMOKIE EVERY NIGHT
DICTATORSHIP AND SPIN
MASS STATE CONTROL
MASS THOUGHT CONTROL
MASS CIVIL COMPLIANCE
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
BY A SHOWER OF LYING
LOVE CHILDS
PEOPLE OBSESSED WITH OTHER
PEOPLES
PLEASURES HAVE BANNED SMOKING
ORANGE JUICE DRINKERS,
PEOPLE WHO DON’T DO PUBS HAVE BANNED SMOKING
GIVE HEALTH FANATICS
AN INCH AND THEY WILL JOG A MILE
IF CARLSBERG DONE SMOKING
THEY WOULD PROBABLY HAVE
THE BIGGEST BEER GARDEN
IN THE WORLD!!
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